That bunny bear Kevin thought he was creating a cute moment with his BFF and a block of cheese. Instead, he made himself a target for violence. I know everyone of us who’s been in a relationship has done this before. Not only do we get a hurting, it hurts extra because we thought we were being sweet!
In this stoically realist world we live in, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. It doesn’t always involve a projectile to the forehead, but a multi-fork-response understanding will probably make you better off and less likely butt-hurt.
Takeaway: you can control the gesture, but you can’t control the trajectory of the object thrown back at you; plan for multiple outcomes
